(Source: pretty-glamorous, via d-reamchasers)
life
basically
(Source: l-ian, via corpseonthealtar)
So my fucking chemistry teacher lost his voice today and couldn’t talk over the kids talking SO HE JUST FUCKING PULLS A LEAF BLOWER WITH TOILET PAPER OUT FROM BEHIND HIS DESK.
(via pinotessa)
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my idea of a fun saturday night:
sitting in my room reading funny text posts
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
(via laurenpittman13)
do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards
how do you hashtag ??????
hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt
wait
what… what do American keyboards look like then?
(via naughty-nipples)
Kitty isn’t allowed outside and she gets mad at us so she sits in the potted tree and pretends she is outside
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
(via janlikesgays)
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